agonyandagony:

@onedirection #1DFragrance

THANK GOD there is a new one direction perfume out. THANK GOD!!!!!! for a HORRIFYING MOMENT i was transported to a world in which i WOULDN’T be able to spray a different ONE DIRECTION FRAGRANCE on EACH OF MY LIMBS and finally complete my transformation into a CLOUD OF PURE SENSORY OVERLOAD, JUST A BIG MESS OF PINK SMOG WITH TOPNOTES OF BERGAMOT AND SUFFERING, SECONDARY WHIFFS OF GRAPEFRUIT AND GARDENIA AND WASTED ADULTHOOD, A LINGERING FINISH OF “FREESIA” AND “WHAT” AND “WHY.” THANK GOD. BEEN SO TIRED OF OCCUPYING A CORPOREAL FORM INSTEAD OF DRIFTING THROUGH LIFE AS A NOXIOUS PLUME OF PASTELS, FRANGIPANI, AND HILARI-TRAGIC PACKAGING. WHAT A BLESSING ON THIS DAY AND EVERY DAY, AMEN.