On the way home from my lecture today a guy sat next to me on the train. My age around, good looking, anyways around half way through the trip a dickhead gets on and starts yelling all drunk pissing everybody off. Everybody begins to slowly move away but he stays, I turn to him and ask "Isn't he annoying you?" and he looks me straight in the face and goes, "Yeah, like a real lot, but you're the prettiest girl on this entire train and I'm too proud of myself for sitting next to you to move away"