*planning my wedding*

Me: *hands the DJ all of the One Direction albums*

Husband: what are you doing

Me: giving the DJ what he has to play at the wedding??

Husband: we're not playing that

Me: *loud gasp* Thank you for showing me, Who you are underneath, No, thank you, I don’t need, Another heartless misery, You think I’m doing this to make you jealous, And I know that you hate to hear this, But this is not about you anymore

Me: the wedding is off